Ep. 29 – We’ve Lost It and Hate Everything and Everyone

Sometimes there’s a lot of shittiness going on in this fucked up world of ours, we have to vent. That’s what this podcast is. We rage about:

– Babes in Toyland playing a show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
– Jimmy rages about being stuck on the 405 and sort of goes nuts.
– Jimmy rages about people talking about fighting hate with love and how retarded that is.
– Brendan talks about how Japan’s prime minister just dissolved parliament.
– We talk about how stupid it was for ESPN to suspend Keith Law from Twitter for defending science.
– Brendan tries to do a movie review with very little success.
– Jimmy officially secedes from the Union.
– Ted Cruz and Yakety Sax.
– Jimmy relives an amusing and infuriating OK Cupid exchange.
– Brendan hates “lol”.
– Brendan rehashes this week’s Law & Order: SVU.
– PORN!

Appropriately this podcast opens with Babes In Toyland’s “Bruise Violet” as Kat Bjelland screams “You fucking bitch I hope your insides rot,” at the top of her lungs. We end with Atari Teenage Riot’s “Sick to Death”.

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Ep. 28 – Jimmy Is Angry

It seems that Jimmy is a very angry person. Apparently. Somehow Brendan withstood the offensive, and we talked about:

– Early podcast hostilities.
– Brendan’s obsession with Jamiroquai.
– Jimmy’s night out last Saturday and the characteristics of a good party.
– Brendan loves “Deeper and Deeper”.
– Jimmy nicked his ballsack while shaving.
– Brendan recaps this week’s SVU.
– Brendan yells at Jimmy for misusing the “Parklife” sound bite.
– Brendan hates firemen.
– Jimmy admits he’s a misogynist feminist and talks about the only time he attempted hetero sex.
– We laugh at Jose Canseco’s middle finger falling off during a poker tournament.
– We talk baseball awards and how playoffs cheapen championships.

We opened with Blur’s “Parklife” and ended with their 1996 classic “Charmless Man”.

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Ep. 27 – Ripped Assholes and Bleeding Cocks

Here is the latest offering as recorded on Saturday morning. To celebrate the Skinny Puppy, Frontline Assembly et al. megatour, we open the podcast with FLA’s “Killing Grounds” from their most recent album Echogenetic and close out with SP’s “empte” from 2004’s The Greater Wrong of the Right. In between:

– Jimmy cusses out Brendan right at the top of the podcast.
– The Skinny Puppy, Frontline Assembly, Haujobb, Youth Code mega gothy industrial tour!!!!
– We imagine how sex between the two of us would be like, hence the title of this podcast.
– Election Day recap!
– We reenact the Bill Simmons-Mike and Mike feud.
– The future of online discourse?
– Wolf Dicks – Our obligatory Law and Order SVU segment.
– The Lakers and Charles Barkley’s vow to not eat until they win a game.
– Brendan is starting to watch Gilmore Girls! (Although he tried to blame Faith for it.)
– Brendan breaks Jimmy’s finger.

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Ep. 26 – Halloween Bullshit

Happy belated Halloween, All Soul’s Day, Dia de los Muertos and all that other nonsense. We decided to morning drink on Saturday and record this. Therefore, I (Jimmy) don’t remember anything that was said. I’m pretty sure I said something offense, Brendan recoiled in horror and a mad mob of sons of bitches will come after me with pitchforks.

The podcast opens with Unwound’s “All Soul’s Day” and ends with Siouxsie and the Banshees’ “Voodoo Dolly”.

Ep. 25 – 59 Minutes of Hate

Oh boy. Some might be offended by this episode. If you’re sensitive, don’t listen. We talk about:

– Jimmy says the worst things about the school shooting up by Seattle.
– Jimmy says the worst things about Taylor Swift.
– Jimmy presents his list of people he wants to get Ebola. He might have also said a certain US Senator can only get sexually aroused by having an eight-year old boy shit in his mouth. Allegedly.
– Brendan hates his cackle.
– Brendan summarizes the last episode of Law and Order SVU.
– Jimmy learns that some men don’t know what the concept of consent is.
– Jimmy idolizes Lorena Bobbit.
– Brendan spends the entire time squirming uncomfortably as Jimmy spewed diarrhea from his mouth.
– Matthew Harrison is an asshole.

This podcast opens with Julie Brown’s classic “The Homecoming Queen’s Got a Gun” and ends with Aphex Swift’s “Starlightlicker”.

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Ep. 24 – Ebola and Anal Leakage

It’s been two weeks, but here’s the new podcast. We talk about:

– Apologies for no podcast last week. It was shit.
– Jimmy has apparently caught Ebola. We talked about the hysteria behind it.
– How we first met.
– Brendan has been working for his money, and we talk sex toys like the Tantus Pelt paddle. What else is new?
– Wolf Dicks, Brendan’s half-assed SVU segment.
– Jimmy expands on what he would do if he were the baseball commissioner

We opened the podcast with Shellac’s “You Came In Me” off their new album Dude Incredible and ended with Mariah Carey’s “Love Takes Time”. Early in the podcast you’ll also catch a snippet of Antonio Carlos Jobim’s “Insensatez” from the Lost Highway soundtrack.

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Ep. 23 – Dick, Ass and Ebola

This one is a doozy. If you like dicks and ass and potential pandemics, this is an episode for you! In this one we talk about:

– Brendan’s adventures beyond the Orange Curtain for DJ Shadow and Cut Chemist spinning Afrika Bambaataa records.
– Jimmy’s graphic (and very long-winded) experience with bad sex and typographical errors on tattoos.
– Wolf Dicks, our Law and Order: SVU segment!
– We reveal the philosophy of our podcast.
– Dodgers bummer of a game and other baseball playoffs news.

Afrika Bambaataa’s “Dark Matter” opens the podcast, and SWV’s “Weak” closes it. You can also hear a lot of the Law and Order: SVU theme song.

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Ep. 22 – Untitled for the Best

Better late than never some people would suppose. It’s debatable if they ever listened to this podcast. It’s a special weekday episode of the B&J Podcast, and that just means we rushed through things on Skype. We talked about:

– The umbrella revolution going on in Hong Kong and that Rihanna is not involved with it. Ella. Ella. Ella.
– Brendan’s 35th birthday.
– No Wolf Dick’s segment, Law and Order SVU game Brendan wants to do. But we talk about Mariska Hargitay’s mom and how she allegedly boned Anton LaVey.
– Jimmy’s crap baseball predictions.
– The Breeders and their shit show a couple of weeks ago.
– Running play by play of the A’s-Royals Wild Card game.

The songs featured in this episode were Siouxsie and the Banshees’ “Hong Kong Garden” and Keisza’s cover of Haddaway’s dance hit classic “What Is Love”.

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Ep. 20 – Despite All My Rage I Am Still Just a Low-Level Mage

Brendan is back from vacation, and we are trying to use that to distract all the rage that this week has left us. We really tried to avoid these subjects, but they inevitably creeped into the conversation. The music played was Pizzicato Five’s “Happy Sad” and Annie’s “Heartbeat”. We talked about:

– Brendan’s vacation and the hoax he perpetuated upon his newsletter subscribers.
– The outpouring of concern his subscribers showed him.
– Brendan talks about his actual vacation and actual snow!
– It’s really fucking hot here in LA.
– Apple, how fucking stupid they are especially for killing the iPod Classic.
– U2 sucks and are irrelevant.
– How to cope in a post iPod Classic world?
– Naked picture leaks, and why we’re okay if our nudie pics get shown to the public.
– If you take naked pictures, good for you! Don’t feel ashamed!
– The Dodgers and their tendency to not hit for stretches (including an interruption from Jimmy).
– How stupid Chris Perez was sending pot to his dog while with the Cleveland Indians.
– Jimmy still says the Giants will win the division.
– The Oakland Athletics went into a world of suck.
– The horrors of a Cardinals-Angels World Series.
– Sticktoitiveness? Really?
– Roger Goodell needs to be fired.

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Ep. 19 – We’re So Retro It Hurts

In this podcast we opted to use Skype instead of Google Chat/Hangouts, and Brendan’s audio level is much better. In this episode we talk about:

– Early ’90s hip hop and In Living Color and Cross Colors
– Branson, Missouri and Yakov Smirnov!
– Why we prefer Magic Mountain
– Fuck Matthew Harrison
– Driving around aimlessly at all hours of the night during high school.
– The joys of the late-night coffee shop while underage.
– How much Los Angeles has changed over the last 20 years.
– Where we used to hang out at the Santa Monica Promenade in the mid- to late-90s.
– RIP Midnight Special
– Television and our mini half-assed Emmys review.
– Yasiel Puig lip-syncing to Phil Collins while holding onto Scott Van Slyke lovingly.

– Brendan’s going on vacation!!!
– Other sports nonsense.

The music featured are Black Sheep’s “The Choice Is Yours” and Faith No More’s “Epic”.

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