Author: jimmy

In this podcast we’re unhappy. Well, mostly Brendan is unhappy. Jimmy just talks on oblivious to Brendan’s pain. As it should be. We talk about:

– Depeche Mode.
– Brendan is unhappy with life.
– Jimmy is happy his Bell’s Palsy-striken Dallas Aunt has left town.
– Jimmy makes fun of his cousin’s new daughter.
– Jimmy recounts his 30th birthday and his current cold sore outbreak.
– Brendan talks about some of the online word pieces he liked: Molly Lambert’s piece about the AVNs, The Atlantic takedown of AA, Cambodians and their donuts in Southern California (SUCK IT DUNKIN!!!!!!) and my remembrance of Joe McDonnell.
– Jimmy talks about this Grantland piece about the Oklahoma City media vs. Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook. We make fun of Matt Kemp and Andre Ethier.
– Prince!!!!!
– Brendan bitches that Jimmy is very hurtful to him off-mic.

Depeche Mode’s “Something To Do” opened the podcast up and Ladytron’s “Beauty*2” ended it.

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In the wake of our Fifty Shades of Grey commentary episode, we decided to do the same treatment for the 1996 Pauly Shore classic Bio-Dome. If you listened to last week’s podcast, Jimmy contended that Bio-Dome is a work of genius while Brendan thought it was garbage. In to help us with our efforts is Brendan’s better half Faith. Also, to help us get in the mood, we got our own little desert Bio-Dome as you can see above.

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After the dust settled from last week’s Fifty Shades episode, we get back to our modus operandi: insults and curses. In this episode we discuss:

– Madonna’s best music videos.
– The genius that is Bio-Dome and why Brendan is just plain wrong about it.
– Other movies like Housebound and Maps to the Stars.
– Dick sizes.

The music is Ciccone Youth’s “Into the Groovey” and Bigod20’s “Like a Prayer”.

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It took a couple of weeks, but here it is. We invited Brendan’s inarguable better half Faith and our psychotic voodoo dolly Yuko to help us record our live commentary for Fifty Shades of Grey. Basically we hit play and just talked throughout the movie. All of us agreed that it is a very very very very very very bad movie and a very very very very very very bad decision to do this. But here it is.

This episode clocked in at just over two hours, so we didn’t add any music. I hope you enjoy. And if you do, you are truly sick.

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Since Sunday is the Oscars and Brendan is out in Joshua Tree tripping the hell out, here is a clip show for you. Part of it is that the last several weeks we recorded these long long long podcasts that I (Jimmy) had to edit the fuck out. So we had a wealth of material unheard, so here it is. We talk about:

– Movies we actually liked from 2014 and looking back to the movies of 2010.
– The shitty Imitation Game Oscar campaign which led to us talking about Cecil B. Demented and the genius of John Waters.
– The stupid plastic American Sniper baby which seamlessly transitioned to a Lar Von Trier discussion.
– Jimmy watched Law & Order: SVU and Murder, She Wrote.
– Katy Perry and Femme 2 Femme.

The podcast opened with Unwound’s “Lifetime Achievement Award” and closed with Madonna’s “Crazy for You.”

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This past week, we teased that this episode would be our live commentary as we watched 50 Shades of Grey. This episode is not. We couldn’t hunt down a screener — we don’t think they even issued screeners — so we couldn’t do this. For one of the very few times, we apologize. But that didn’t stop us from talking about it.

– Jimmy reads the first paragraph, and it’s pretty bad. We absolutely trash and kill the book.
– We talk about the 2002 film Secretary and how it was a much better depiction of a BDSM relationship.
– St. Valentine doesn’t exist!
– Kanye West and the Grammys. Who cares about the fucking Grammys? But Jimmy loves loves loves loves other awards shows.
– Brendan tries to find the title of the Aphex Twin song we ended with. This podcast was originally 90 minutes long, but Jimmy edited it down to this. That’s why we sound absolutely fatigued and loonier than normal at the very end.

The podcast opened up with Depeche Mode’s “Master and Servant” and ended with Aphex Twin’s “(HAB un23)(unfinished)”.

We will do a live commentary of 50 Shades of Grey once we get our grubby hands on a copy. But again, we apologize.

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It’s been a couple of weeks, and we talked a lot. And by “we”, it should be understood that it was Brendan who blahed and blahed and blahed. The podcast was edited down from three hours to something a bit more manageable.

The podcast opens with Switchblade Symphony’s “Clown” and Einsturzende Neubauten’s “The Willy-Nicky Telegrams” from their excellent new album Lament.

– John Wick and reassessing Keanu Reeves as an actor which quickly morphed into wondering if the Wachowskis are actually good filmmakers.
– Jimmy agreed with Brendan. Birdman is a fucking awful movie.
– Brendan blabs about more movies.

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Still no fucking fatwas. Oh well. Somehow this became our celebrity episode. In this episode:

– We talk a lot of shit about Matthew Barney.
– We talk a lot of goodness about Bjork.
– Brendan had a celebrity sighting while watching Blackhat.
– We got off on an Angelina Jolie digression. And somehow we get on the batshit crazy Willow and Jaden Smith NY Times interview.
– Jimmy talks about his Salma Hayek run-ins while misusing cliches.
– And Angelina Jolie at Ralph’s, Ron Perlman at Mayfair, Glenn Danzig cleaning up his motherfucking bricks.
– Jimmy couldn’t remember the name of Bjork’s new album Vulnicura.

Sleater-Kinney’s “Fangless” opened up this podcast, and Bjork’s “Stonemilker” ended it.

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Jimmy begged for a fatwa last week, and much to his disappointment none was issued. But we move on, step by step. In this episode we talk about:

– Jimmy talked about gay jokes.
– Brendan talks about Richard Pryor talking shit at a gay right fundraiser back in the 70s and 80s.
– Brendan jerks off talking about his love of Hudson Hawk.
– Jimmy is sort of rooting for the Supreme Court to ban gay marriage.
– We ramble on about The Runaways, David Foster Wallace, Selma.
– Jimmy talks about killing himself. Yet again.
– Brendan enjoyed this podcast.

Babes In Toyland’s cover of “All By Myself” opened up this episode, and Psychic TV’s “I.C. Water” ended things.

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Happy new years motherfuckers! Of course we were going to talk about the Charlie Hedbo killings, but we are both pissed at some of the pussies who have decided to chime in their two cents into this. We talk about:

– Jimmy is a little sick and sounds like he has a penis lodged in his throat. Brendan makes fun of him.
– Fuck you. Islam is a religion, and all religions are fucking stupid. And they all deserve to be mocked.
– Allah and Mohammad can suck Jimmy’s asshole.
– Brendan tries to bring some class into this podcast. Jimmy, as always, tries to take it all the way to the gutter.
– If this podcast doesn’t get a fatwa issued on our heads, Jimmy will be very disappointed.
– All jihadis are ugly according to Jimmy.
– Fundamentalist anythings are all assholes.
– Oh, and some white honky asshole bombed a NAACP building in Colorado.
– Moral of the podcast: just chill out, bro.

The podcast opens with Ween’s “Piss Up a Rope” and ends with Karen Finley’s “Tales of Taboo (Radio Mix)”.

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